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*Welsh champion boxer.

 

*World Freestyle and Break-dance Champion

 

*British doubles dance champion.

 

*Fourth Dan black belt in Karate

 

*World B,M,X Champion

 

*Studied philosophy at Oxford University

 

*Speaks eleven languages

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*Cat whisperer

 

*Currently co directing a world
piece film with Spielberg.

 

* Noah plays and owns the lost horn of Atlantis, The drum of Genkis khan, the pied pipers flute.

 

*Taught himself law while in a correctional facility in Sierra Leone accused of political stirrings, he managed to get       himself acquitted on all counts and changed the law to this day on a technical misdemeanour

 

*Noah is just about to win the world super natural championships and is now single mindedly fixing the o-zone layer.

 

*Currently learning to fly by using his focus technique I am nearly God.

 

*Noah lives with 700 0rphans and feeds them with an ancient loaves and fishes scroll he transcribed with the

Religious leaders.

 

*Noah is also holding the longest record for not eating he is now on his tenth year, and says, “I am now beginning to feel a little thirsty.”

 

Noah thinks its time to dumb down sing some pop songs and be on the telly.